Yeah, Don't Know What to Call This

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/03/education/03college.html?_r=1&em

1) Total # of words: 874
2) total sentences: 30
3) longest sentence: 35
4) shortest sentence: 4
5) Average sentence length : 22
6) Number of sentences with more than ten words over average: 7
7) Percentage of sentences with more than ten words over the average: 23.3%
8) Number of sentences with more than five words below the average: 10
9) Percentage of sentences with more than five words below the average: 33.3%
10) Paragraph length:
Longest paragraph: 84
Shortest paragraph: 20
Average Paragraph: 48